I have two young daughters, Liz is 3 and a half (very offensive to leave off the half apparently) and Sam is 15 months. I can not get over how silly these girls are! I started this blog to share the many funny things that my kids say and to keep better track so that I have it all ready when I write my first children's book.
Liz is my little ham, she is all about making people laugh! I went to the St Leo University office a couple of days ago to do some paper work and Liz's goofy was in full swing! There were two women in the office and I guess Liz decided she really wanted to talk to the younger one so she starts yelling "Hey purple one! Purple one! Purple one come here! I wanna talk to you...purple one." I stopped her and told her it was rude so she needed to ask politely what one's name is before starting a conversation. This is when the others realize she was talking to Andrea who was wearing a purple shirt so laughter commences and Liz then starts her hamming " she is wearing a purple shirt and i didn't know her name (laughter) so i called her purple one (more laughter) can you talk to me Purple?"
Short Quotes
"Mom Sammy is bang heading again, isn't it cute?"
"Reading" Cinderella to her sister
"Her step mom was cold, ice cold. That means mean Sammy"
"This is where she is getting married (sigh) isn't her wedding dress just beautiful?"
"Mom if we are going to fly to the moon we should wear our seat belts."
"If you start driving right now I am going to be really mad at you because I am only half buckled."
Liz: "Mom I thought we were going to Dad's work to take him dinner."
Me: "We are honey. Then straight back home, ok?"
Liz: "Then why did you leave the food at home on the table."
Me: "Dang it! Did I really?"
Liz: "Yep."
Having caught Sam completely disrobed I ask her "Do you need to go potty?"
Sam says "U huh poo poo" so I take off her diaper and she was right, there was the poop, falling on the floor. She found this quite amusing and could not stop laughing!
"Jesus is like Santa he sees everything but he lives really far away and we never see them."
Liz: "What do you mean you and dad are married?! Only girls get married!"
Me: "No mam some girls marry boys."
Liz: "Did dad wear a wedding dress too?"
Out of the blue.
"Mom do I crack you up?"
"Does Sabra (aunt) have hair?" After being told yes "Ok i am going to draw it."
Liz: "Can I write a letter to your brother Dylan, wait I thought he was my brother. What is he?"
Me: "He is your uncle silly:"
At the dinner table
Sam holds out a hand cover in feces my response is "O My god why would you do that?"
Sam's eyes get the size of saucers and fill up with alligator tears, her lip gets like half an inch from her face and the chin starts to quiver and all she can muster up is a very quiet "ew" before busting into tears. Poor baby. Mommy is sorry.
This is just the tip of the iceberg! Believe me there will be more!
